Sunday, January 08, 2006

Baghdad Bob Revisited.

I was looking around tonight and re-discovered a site I had bookmarked a few years ago. I thought it appropriate to put up the link.
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister

During the invasion everyone had great fun mocking him for his antics on camera, always putting a positive light on the impending takeover of his country. He was definitely the most fun and inventive spin-master to ever hold court. Looking back, sadly, he turned out to be right about many things.

Below are just a few of his quotes:

"Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid,
they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president."

"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place"

"They (the U.S.) are deceiving their soldiers and their officers that aggressing against Iraq and invading Iraq will be like a picnic. This is a very stupid lie they are telling their soldiers, what they are facing is a definite death."

"The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way."

"When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature
and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little
Bush were scratching around in caves"

“We have placed them in a quagmire from which they
can never emerge except dead”

"Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire"

"I speak better English than this villain Bush"

"These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying"

So.. there you have it. Who's laughing now??


At 6:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wait! Where's Baghdad Bob now? Where is his commander in chief? In jail due to die at the hands of his countrymen who have had enough of his crap. Where are the commander's sons? Blowed UP sir. Where are all the "elite" forces who were going to rain down death on the Americans? Got rained on themselves. Who's laughing now? I and the rest of America who believe we have already won this thing. I can't believe you would ever try to heap credibility on the clown of Baghdad. I feel sorry for you.

At 7:23 PM, Blogger FireCrow said...

Uh oh, you seem a little pissy Mr. Anonymous. Like it or not, lets say we compare exactly what has been said by our funnyman Bob and say.. mmm.. how about Commander chimpy and his band of fascist fucksticks. Then lets look at how facts have played out. Our pal Bob the funny-man has more credibility than that whole group of lunatics any day. Thanks for stopping by, now you better get back to hiding from the mean tewwowists.. they're right around the corner you know.

At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That anonymous character sure is a schmuck.

Honestly, I think that Baghdad Bob is one of Scotty McClellan's assistants. That guy can't come up with the bullshit he does on a daily basis all on his own.

At 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like we have a new Baghdad Bob, named GW Bush, too many instances to name, you all know them:
Mission Accomplished
Bring them On (Oops)
We Are winning
We did not lie to the American People.
Latest: Strategy for Victory

At 7:36 PM, Blogger Matthew Hoffman said...

Anonymous 1,

A cowardly anonymous post...

"Where is his commander in chief? In jail due to die at the hands of his countrymen who have had enough of his crap."

Countrymen, how foolish!

Hussein is due to die because of an illegal occupying force and a puppet government established by that occupying force. Saddam is still defending his country, not himself, while your commander in chief (if you can call him that) cowers on the other side of the globe.

"Where are all the "elite" forces who were going to rain down death on the Americans?"

Many of the elite forces or Republican Guard can be found in the strong valiant Iraqi resistance which the US government likes to call “terrorists.”

“I and the rest of America who believe we have already won this thing.”

You and the rest of America are the sort of people who thought they had Vietnam won, how wrong they were.

“I can't believe you would ever try to heap credibility on the clown of Baghdad.”

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf has more credibility in his litter finger than President Bush has in his whole body. If you go back and check your facts, what he said in those press conferences was true and then spun. It was your controlled media that gave him the clown image, and you like a sheep led to the slaughter, foolishly believed it, all the way.

It is I that feels sorry for you.


At 9:06 PM, Blogger FireCrow said...

Spoken well Mathew, however it is not the ignorant morons like mr. anon I feel sorry for, it's the families and loved ones of our troops who are paying the price everyday for the abhorrent, criminal behavior of bushco. Quite the opposite, I am so angry at morons like that I wish we could strap them to the business end of a D.U. munition and launch them at pat robertsons tv. station. That would be poetic justice in my book.

At 9:39 PM, Blogger Matthew Hoffman said...


Yeah, it’s a shame there are so many people out there that are, you know, so gung-ho about the war. There is such a high human cost in all of this, and not just US troops, but the civilian life lost is phenomenal. I’d agree with you though, as far as my feelings are concerned, I range anywhere from harbouring humours pity to complete and utter frustration at the imbeciles that believe the Iraq war is all about “defending” the United States.



Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

get the code